I will survive! Warning! A bit rude song

SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!:ohmy:
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic
dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!


Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!:laugh:
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!:laugh:

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!:blush:
I will always have good sex,:whistle:
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw
your little weiner standing tall and proud!:silly:
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now
I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

will have to ask for copy if alright family and friends will love it :woohoo: