The Penis Poem

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out,

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring,

But now I've got a full-time job,

To find the blasted thing.


It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave,

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.


Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues,

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes

poem very clever:)

But then one day
with blue pill to hand
I put it in my gob
Up sprang the little devil
It was rigid and did narf throb

Oh the joy of thrusting pelvis
with grunts n groans and yells
he banged away for hours
and realy rang some bells

Now with the aid of said blue pill
my manhoods stiff with bend
its so effective these day
I balance a shoping bag on the end xxxxxx;)

HAHAHA Tony my friend are you hitting close to home here??? could be giving out the trade secrets here lol.

TheLadyMagenta wrote:

HAHAHA Tony my friend are you hitting close to home here??? could be giving out the trade secrets here lol.

If only i knew what you meant ..my dear Lady M xxx :whistle:

Bue is the colour,football is the game..we are all together xxxxxx:ohmy:

Very witty. Can I post it on other sites? It's well worth sharing!