I have no idea how this works!?

I just signed up a few mins ago, I'm trying to update my profile, but the system won't let me!?
I'm trying to chat with people, but the system won't let me!?
Am I wasting my time here!?
Is it just me not knowing what I'm doing, or is the system F*cked!?
I'd really like to talk to someone, but I'm not having any luck, can someone help or should I just go walk in front of a truck!?

I too found this sfrustrating and confusing when I first tried to use it. If you go to Bubbadog and Karl's profiles you can contact them and they will help you out. Both moderators I think! Good Luck!