Answer Phones

I have spent all day trying to talk to a person not a machine.This was how it went
Press 1 if you require just a yes or no answer
Press 2 if you require an answer of more than 6 words
Press 3 if you would like to speak to a robot
Press 4 if you want to wait to speak to a real person
Press 5 if you have died while you were waiting
I pressed 5 this was the reply
Press 1 if you require a bog standard funeral
Press 2 if you require our standard funeral plus extras
Press 3 if you require the de-luxe version
I think you will all get the point here.:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/06/30 16:14

I hate it when you cant get straight to a person...as you say it is press this number...then that one...and when you finaly get through you are told...please hold the line <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/06/30 18:22

By the way I never got to speak to a person,just had to leave a message.

the background music makes me laugh! Its disco time!

Yes the music drives you mad, did anyone see that clip on Richard &amp; Judy show of the toddler doing the smarty pants dance. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :whistle: