MEN!!!!

MEN ARE LIKE....



1. Men are like Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials ....You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like . Government Bonds .They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are gay.


Now share this with all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!

Nice to see you're feeling better!

Y'see life ain't so bad after all, but when ya ain't got life.....:blush:

Or friends :blush:

On behalf of Men...............Am I bovvered xxxx;) :whistle: :woohoo:

No13:

What's a gay parking spot??!!

MikeNW wrote:

No13:

What's a gay parking spot??!!

You dont want to go there Mike xxxx;)

MikeNW wrote:

No13:

What's a gay parking spot??!!

PINK!

Only Real Men can get away with wearing pink xxxx :whistle:

Think I'll give wearing pink clothes a miss and stick with my macho string vest, medallion and chest wig.

MikeNW wrote:

Think I'll give wearing pink clothes a miss and stick with my macho string vest, medallion and chest wig.

A combination thats Pulled-the-Babes for centuries xxxx;) :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Only Real Men can get away with wearing pink xxxx :whistle:

And you know from EXPERIENCE, do you Tony??:blush:

MikeNW wrote:

Think I'll give wearing pink clothes a miss and stick with my macho string vest, medallion and chest wig.

am only asking this queastion out of curiousty MickNW what colour is the chest wig...:blink: :huh: :blush: