AN OBITUARY

TODAY WE MOURN THE PASSING of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird catches the worm and that life isn't alwas fair.

Common sense lived by simple sound finacial polices (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable strategies (adults not children are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intended but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student and many more only worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to adminaister asprins to a student, but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant or wanted an abortion... these are just a few examples

Finally common sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses an crimanals recieved better treatment than there victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot
She spilled a bit in her lap and was awarded a huge settlement .There are many more excamples.
Common Sense was preceeded in death by is parents, Truth and Trust. His wife, Discretion, his daughter Responsibily and son Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers. My Rights and Ima whinner.

Not many attended his funeral because few realised he was gone.

If you know him pass him on. If not join the majority and do nothing

this is brill ducky..






sad innit....its so true..

suzan xx

Top marks Ducky my friend.

ducky wrote:

TODAY WE MOURN THE PASSING of a beloved old friend by the name of .........
Not many attended his funeral because few realised he was gone.

If you know him pass him on. If not join the majority and do nothing

Damn. Thought you meant Meeeee! :whistle:

Posh wrote:

ducky wrote:

TODAY WE MOURN THE PASSING of a beloved old friend by the name of .........
Not many attended his funeral because few realised he was gone.

If you know him pass him on. If not join the majority and do nothing

Damn. Thought you meant Meeeee! :whistle:

No Posh...Ducky said Common ...your not Common xxxx :whistle:

Posh my friend
there are no words to discribe a really lovly person like you.
you are an insperation to us all
you are such a fighter, that death will have a long wait