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21 Things you can get away with saying only @ Xmas

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15 years 11 months ago #15631 by Karl
21 Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.

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15 years 11 months ago #15640 by Dorrie
Good Lord:blush: :blush: :lol: :whistle:

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22...Shall I pour Brandy over it?

23...Its too big to stuff on the table.

24...Would you like to pull mine xxxx ;)

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15 years 11 months ago #15680 by ducky
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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15 years 11 months ago #15681 by Dorrie
:lol: :lol: :lol: :woohoo: :silly:

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15 years 11 months ago #15689 by Lill
Thank goodness I am a VEGETARIAN !!!! :P Karl !

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