This was so funny to read. A friend made the list from letters recieved by the council. These are all ABSOLUTELY genuine LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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> read and enjoy how others put their thoughts into words.
> 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
has fungus growing in it.
> 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can't take it anymore.
> 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
> 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.
> 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle, very badly,
when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
> 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence.
> 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> 8. My lavatory seat is
cracked, where do I stand?
> 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall.
> 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife
tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant.
> 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
> 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50%
are plain filthy.
> 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
> 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it
is cleared.
> 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny
colour and not fit to drink.
> 16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
> 17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every
morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much
for me.
> 18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which
is unsightly and dangerous.
> 19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
> 20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me
every night.
> 21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife.
> 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I
still have no satisfaction.
> 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we
can't get BBC2
