Bank Holiday

Woke up this morning with sun shining through windows ,knowing that there was no work...rolled over and rose at 10am...Showered ,covered myself in Joop and had porridge and berries....Then went wrong...Had the feeling mums grass could do with cutting as it was like Oklahoma...You know,theres a bright golden haze on the meadow..Well my mums garden IS the meadow....
Took lawnmower around and spent the next three hours sweating-the-cods-off and working parts of my body that I didnt know I had...Having Dementia she gave me 2p for my trouble and I came home....Good deed done for 6 months xxxx;)

glad to know the boy scout movement is still up and running xxxB)

Bob-A-Job Mrs ?????? American Express will do nicely xxxxx:P

mine next?

6 Months..... it will be like the Australian outback next time round. God if you went along to do it every other week and saved your 2p by the year 3074 you'll be able to buy a faster mower ..... Just a thought !! :silly: :kiss:

Bugger that last post made me a ... \"senior \" :blink: ... Terribly aging this site :dry:

Thought noted and put in the memory bank..my sweet over-concerned-at-my-grass-cutting love.....Its all a matter of logistics....Dear old Mater has a useless old flymo which takes yonks...on the other hand my Honda engines Super-Duper Qualcast is a thing of beauty and purpose xxxxxx
However, there is the problem of transportation.....via my limo....Theres the rub xxxxx:P
Its also the case that she recieves EU grant- cutting allowance based upon the length of the grassxxxxxx So there you have it.....boring but educational xxxxxxx Would you like me to tell you about her hedge-trimming allowances xxxxx : LOL :laugh: :laugh:

tonypark wrote:

Would you like me to tell you about her hedge-trimming allowances xxxxx : LOL :laugh: :laugh:

Commonly known as a pudding bowl on the head and cut round it, eh Tony?
>hic< (I found it!)

BANK holiday monday....memory BANK.....allowances paid into the BANK.........:dry:


......lol......im overdrawn here....:evil:


... ...xx suzan xx

JustMee wrote:

Bugger that last post made me a ... \"senior \" :blink: ... Terribly aging this site :dry:

Moved to Senior ehhh ???? Seems there is some logic to this site....How did they know your a Granny xxxxxxB) :evil:

poshpaws wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Would you like me to tell you about her hedge-trimming allowances xxxxx : LOL :laugh: :laugh:

Commonly known as a pudding bowl on the head and cut round it, eh Tony?
>hic< (I found it!)

Surely your not refering to my Hairdressing Guru...Maison Maurice ???? His Quiffs are the Talk Of London xxxxxxxB)
On my next visit hes promised to trim top-and-bottom xxxx:laugh:
Im having the hair made into a waistcoat xxxxx:woohoo:

tonypark wrote:

poshpaws wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Would you like me to tell you about her hedge-trimming allowances xxxxx : LOL :laugh: :laugh:

Commonly known as a pudding bowl on the head and cut round it, eh Tony?
>hic< (I found it!)

Surely your not refering to my Hairdressing Guru...Maison Maurice ???? His Quiffs are the Talk Of London xxxxxxxB)
On my next visit hes promised to trim top-and-bottom xxxx:laugh:
Im having the hair made into a waistcoat xxxxx:woohoo:

He can have loads of mine, it's falling out by the handful. Damn this chemo