Why does?????????

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Where does that fluff come from that accumulates in your naval...plus why is it blue and can you knit with it xxxxxx;)

The First person to milk a cow.......what did they think they were realy doing ?????

Should the hanging leaf of a toilet roll fall away from the wall...or next to it ????

Under health and safety..should a man wear his tie under or over the seat belt ?????

Why do we always say \"your joking\"when someone tells us some bad news
Why is it always me who asks \"how's your mum feeling\" when she has died the day before:huh:

Why do we always start by saying..How are you ??? when your hoping the reply is short xxxxxB)
And why do we reply fine...when we have gone through agoniea all our lives xxx:ohmy: :sick:

Why do we say \"lovely to see you again\"when we cant remember who they are:P