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Rules for women during the world cup 2010

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14 years 8 months ago #29693 by Karl
List of Rules



1. From 11 June to 11 July 2010, you should read the sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations.



If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.





2. During the World Cup the television is mine, mine, mine at all times without any exceptions.





3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.



If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.





4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat.



You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.





5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on.





And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.





6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say \"get over it, it's only a game\" or \"don't worry, they'll win next time\".



If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called \"words of encouragement\" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.





7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is



pleasing me.



In addition, please note I am saying \"one\" game, hence do not use the World



Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to \"spend time together\".





8. Most importantly, making love is out of the question during the entire month. It has to be a 'quickie' and that has to be during half-time as well.





9. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen



them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.





10. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.





11. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a



game, we will be there in a flash.





12. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying \"but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?\" The reply will be: \"Refer to Rule #2 of this list\".





13. And finally, please save your expressions such as \"Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years\".



I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, English Premier League, etc.





Thank you for your cooperation.

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14 years 8 months ago #29694 by
All straight forward and highly reasonable to me Karl...No idea why anyone should have any problems following these simple instructions xxxx ;)

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14 years 8 months ago #29701 by DATA311
Gotta print these rules off and and increase the letter size.........
Next selotape it to the fridge in full view so er indoors can't say she has not read them......:laugh:

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14 years 8 months ago #29716 by ducky
:huh: :blink: :dry: :evil:
females will put it up and change woman to men ;)

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14 years 8 months ago #29717 by
Hi Ducky..XXXXX Think you need to change that sentence xxxx ;)

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14 years 8 months ago #29726 by Karl
ducky wrote:

:huh: :blink: :dry: :evil:
females will put it up and change woman to men ;)



eh? r u drunk ducky?

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