I am Matt, happy to be here. Looking for decent friends and to have a laugh with. The possibilities are endless.

I am a heathen, spiritual but don't believe in the fairy stories of old, well, maybe a bit of Tolkienism.

I am a fan of double entendres, I was raised on Carry On films and Benny Hill for goodness sake!

I am very worldly wise, nothing shocks me.

Being creative basically, from doing painting and drawing with my children, to silversmithing, glasswork or just an odd bit of woodwork.

My boy one, and I, are learning guitar, my girl one does after school drama, we try to sing at home and they both are learning the piano.

Funk, heavy metal, death metal, speed metal, goth, pop, classical. Basically I listen to pretty much anything.

Robocop. Tim Burton movies.
Quite getting into the new round of planet of the apes series.

Anything that takes my fancy at the time

Bit of this, a bit of that. Depends on what my 5 year olds want me to read to them! Julia Donaldson seems to go down well at the moment.

Update, my two are nearly 8 now! So we're reading the Percy Jackson series and the books by David Williams.

As the Stranglers wailed: no more heroes anymore...