Just a lonely stray looking for a home

Hi all just thought i would introduce myself my name is Tony and im learning to become an alcoholic ( cant quite get the hang of it yet just keep falling over )perhaps Posh might give me a few tips ?????? i can see a few old friends on here from other forums hope you are all keeping well and i am looking forward to meeting all you new guys and girls ........will speak later in the mean time be gentle

Hey!!! SCOUSEY!!!

Welcome Ome Matey!!

Drinking tip: NEVER Mix your drinks, always drink the same this from when you start, to when you fall over

Nice t'see ya, t'see ya NICE!

Yeah, there is lots of our old mateys ere, and some new ones, all a good bunch though, sit back and enjoy!
(and join in).

PP xx

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welcome to ablehere scouse...


raise of glasses to you my friend....


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xx suzan xx

Coooeeeee! Im a relative newbie but i will say hello anyway. Im The Lady M and im a seasoned drunk lol. I cant go as posh our resident queen of the Bollinger Poshpaws so im a fan of the vine dear heart. Enjoy and see you later.

Lady M xxxx:silly: xxxx

hello scouse welcome to the site. we are a very laid back lot here

In fact we are so laid back we,re horizontal. On the floor HIC

Thank you ladies for the warm welcome im sure this little love nest will suit me just fine .......does this mean im the only bloke on here ????????? you can tell me now ......iv died and gone to heaven ....ahhh BLISSS.....if that old git Parky could see me now ...HA HA HA

Ha ha, careful Scousey, Parky's here too!

(and a few more)

Oh yes..That old Parky can see you....How the hell are you Scouse (someone told me you were in Holloway ...passing yourself off as a female)xxx
Now good peeps I would like to let it be known that Scouse is from Liverpool...and that image of car-thief,knicking anything,in shell-suits...is far from the truth xxx
Might like to lock things up ...just in caser xxxxx :blink: :whistle:

Hi tony m8 im not too bad ....still alive an kickin ha ha Holloway was great till they told me i had to use the communal shower .......i tell ya......some of them women.......had hairier chest than me .......anyhow finished my time in strangeways ( wishing i was back in holloway wink wink )still have probs walking ha ha ha Hope your keeping well m8 where did you find this little oasis ???? and wot happened to DD did i miss something ?? it was there one min and gone the next, i know im quick at getting things into my pocket ......but not that bloody quick ha ha .....take it easy will catch up later ( think the last time i said that the whole site fell into a black hole somewhere ) so hang on to that syrup

Oh ..you sweet Scouse layabout...Think DD having problems getting site up-and-running..something technical..
As for Ablehere....fell upon it by accident...glad I did,as most of the old mob ( plus Sexy Suzan) were here or coming...
Sorry to hear about the walking m8...add more wat;) :whistle: er....and only on a full stomack xx lol

Hi Tony hope you are doing ok hun !! xxx