Japanese Credit Crunch?

Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and the sub-prime lending market in the USA uncertainty has now hit Japan .


In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikasi Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.


While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

we are all doomed

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Oh well I have been doomed for years lol:lol: :lol:

that accounts for the saying .. you cant bank on anythink in this world :blink: :huh:

I shall go up to my local Barclays,this very afternoon and remove my £3.78 xxxx;) :whistle:

Posh wrote:

Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and the sub-prime lending market in the USA uncertainty has now hit Japan .


In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikasi Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.


While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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given the current financial crisis....have we got a sick sense of humour!!!...LMAO...:laugh: :laugh:

Actually it was a friend who sent me that, and it made me chuckle...

it is very well done. did your friend make it up Posh

ducky wrote:

it is very well done. did your friend make it up Posh

Probably got it from someone else. there's a lot of these kind of things flying across the Web at the mo.