Collection of patronising words

I get alot people saying \"are you behaving!\" Im 35 years old man for god sake

:ohmy: Hi I haven't posted before but the one that gets me is 'Watch you don't get done for speeding'
Anne:ohmy:

YES I do get this all the time.. I think my god you are funny..........NOT

“Do you have a license for that thing?” (Referring to my wheelchair)
“What would she like?” (Waiters and sales people do this a lot.)
“Can I pray for you?” (I want to say sure but can you do it from a distance?)

But the worse is being pat on the head. I want to scream, “I’m not your damn dog.”

'You're looking well though' when you obviously feel like poo:sick:

\"Oh you poor thing. I will pray for you.\" Or how about after a meal with a family of five, and you pay for it with your credit card, and the restaurant employee hand the card back, not to you, but to the fully able-body handsome man standing right behind you!