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16 years 1 month ago #12194 by Karl
refund stories was created by Karl
Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!





A woman went to a Asda service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,



'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
In front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'


She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,



'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!'


Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'


In a huff, the woman says,





'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!



Now stop laughing and send it to your friends

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16 years 1 month ago #12195 by cheeky_monkey17
Replied by cheeky_monkey17 on topic Re:refund stories
thats brill ..... cant sop laughing

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16 years 1 month ago #12200 by Posh
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he he, that's given me an idea....

he he:evil:

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16 years 1 month ago #12468 by
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I remember a sign in a local hardware shop when I was young.....it said (from memory)......We try to avoid returnd,as a smack in the mouth often offends .. xxxx;) :whistle:

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