A giggle!!

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car
salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 150kph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. \"Amazing!\"
he thought as he flew down the expressway, enjoying pushing the
Pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

\"I can get away from him - no problem!\" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 180kph, then 200, then 250kph. Suddenly, he thought,
\"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!\" So he pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up
With him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, \"Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go.\"

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, \"Years ago,
my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.\"

\"Have a good day, Sir,\" said the policeman

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very good Cat :laugh:

A friend of mine told me he was making love ( polite version) to his girlfriend and her Twin.....I said ..How do you tell the differance....
His reply was.....Her brother has a beard xxxx :ohmy: :whistle: