Best Chat Up Line

I would have brought you fantastic red roses...but you would have made them look ordinary xxxx :ohmy:

did u hurt urself when u fall from heaven

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

(for a man) I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Are you a parking ticket
cuz you got fine written all over you

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Hey, i remember seeing your picture in the dictionary for the definition of 'beautiful'

do you believe in love at first sight??..or would u like me to walk by again

cheeky_monkey17 wrote:

did u hurt urself when u fall from heaven

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

(for a man) I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Are you a parking ticket
cuz you got fine written all over you

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Hey, i remember seeing your picture in the dictionary for the definition of 'beautiful'




do you believe in love at first sight??..or would u like me to walk by again

Brill Emma I love them all(which ones work best):lol: :whistle:

i like the teddy bear one lol

:woohoo:

I see you everynight in my dreams:P

I think that Ive just developed a heart condition...Youve stolen it xxxx

Are you Green...if so come and share my shower xxxx

Im not in the habit of pleading...BUT xxxx


If like the sun...Ive got a south facing bedroom xxxx


Ive noticed the way youve been watching me.....and yes...youve pulled xxxx

the most awfull iv heard.....

my face is leaving in 5 munites be on it YUCK!!!!! i slapped him in the face!!!!!!
:sick:

Im assuming a s...s out of the question????

:ohmy:

TheLadyMagenta wrote:

the most awfull iv heard.....

my face is leaving in 5 munites be on it YUCK!!!!! i slapped him in the face!!!!!!
:sick:

I was often told you have come to bed Eyes

In some countries...looking that good is against the law xxxx

heaven must be in mourning because they are obviously missing an angel. I laughed at that one and we dated for a year.:laugh: