If you can't smell burning nothing is cooking
If you think the beef is mad wait for the cook
If the cook looks lovely she is not on the menue
No criticism of the cook will be tolerated
If you must poke your nose in try the mincer
unexpected viitors will not be fed
Keep out unless you have a drink for the cook
if God wanted me to cook
why did he invent resteraunts<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/03/02 19:01
