The Penis asked for a raise:
I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1) I do physical labour
2) I work at great depths
3) I don't get weekends off or public holidays
4) I work in a damp environment
5) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
6) I work in high temperatures
7) My work exposes me to contagious diseases
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