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16 years 11 months ago #27281 by Gandra
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If you celebrated not wisely but too well the night before...wine flu

A nasty infection picked up on your German river cruise?....Rhine flu.

Sick of your colleagues constant moaning?...whine flu.

OK people, come up with some more diagnoses please.

Aaaaatttchhooooooooooooo

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16 years 11 months ago #27293 by tonypark
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Spending too long geting coal......Mine flu

Spending too long with a religious extreme sect.....Thine flu


Eating too much with an infection.....Dine flu

German resistance to illness.....Nine flu


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16 years 11 months ago #27294 by tonypark
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Newcastles bridge infections.....Tyne flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27302 by Gandra
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Too much retsina on holiday? ..... pine flu.

Not looking forward to tomorrow's maths test?...sine flu.

Sat on a dirty fork? ..... tine flu.

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16 years 11 months ago #27303 by tonypark
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Using raw sugar.......Refine flu

Caught it during sex....Intertwine flu

Got it whilst taking white-powder drug.....Line flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27308 by Gandra
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Feel feverish when the alarm goes off?? - Rise and shine flu

Fell over picking grapes - Vine flu

Overdosed on fingerprint powder?? - Scene of the crime flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27318 by tonypark
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Looking for water underground ,with a stick......devine flu


Got it from Dr Whos robot dog......K-nine flu


Saw it coming.....Sign flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27325 by Gandra
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Sick of overenthusiastic, overemotional fish restaurateurs? - Stein flu

Or maybe with overpriced pseudo designer underpants? - Calvin Klein flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27330 by tonypark
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Looks like someone important....Shrine flu


That doesnt taste too good...Brine flu


Think the pussy has it...Feline flu


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16 years 11 months ago #27333 by Gandra
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Feeling sick to the stomach with your singleton status? - Ein flu

Fed up with overbearing, underappreciative colleagues? - Undermine flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27340 by tonypark
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Drinking tea with pinky in the air illness...Refine flu


Thinking one is perfect in every way....Devine flu ( I know ..same as water)


Gin and tonic used to fight it..Quinine flu

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16 years 11 months ago #27343 by Gandra
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Worried about the overdue library books?....fine flu

Upset about people felling trees, whether apple or conifers?... Pine flu

Sick of looking for that ball of stringf?... Twine flu

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