Other diagnoses of Swine Flu

If you celebrated not wisely but too well the night before...wine flu

A nasty infection picked up on your German river cruise?....Rhine flu.

Sick of your colleagues constant moaning?...whine flu.

OK people, come up with some more diagnoses please.

Aaaaatttchhooooooooooooo

Spending too long geting coal......Mine flu

Spending too long with a religious extreme sect.....Thine flu


Eating too much with an infection.....Dine flu

German resistance to illness.....Nine flu


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Newcastles bridge infections.....Tyne flu

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Too much retsina on holiday? ..... pine flu.

Not looking forward to tomorrow's maths test?...sine flu.

Sat on a dirty fork? ..... tine flu.

Using raw sugar.......Refine flu

Caught it during sex....Intertwine flu

Got it whilst taking white-powder drug.....Line flu

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Feel feverish when the alarm goes off?? - Rise and shine flu

Fell over picking grapes - Vine flu

Overdosed on fingerprint powder?? - Scene of the crime flu