The Burglar
A burglar broke into a flat and in the dark he kept hearing a voice saying \"Thou shalt not steal, Jesus is watching.\"
The burglar could see nobody so he continues but the voice came again \"Thou shalt not steal, Jesus is watching.\"
The Burglar was very rattled by all this until shining his torch around he shone it on a large colourful parrot. \"Oh he said, you don't scare me you stupid parrot.\"
\"No I don't\" said the Parrot as a huge mean angry Rotweiler walked into the room \"but have you met the family dog, his name is Jesus!\"
