Do Chat up Lines work

A guy once offered to be my Bodyguard, lay down here next to me he said and I will guard your body, I told him I'd rather donate it to Science. :silly:

How about 'your face would look great as my screen saver'

My body is a temple, you may worship at my alter. :huh:

These are getting corner by the minute!! :lol:

Oh yes the old ones are the best :laugh:

My husband didn't like one of my friends, he said to her one day"I knew you were
here I saw your transport parked in the broom cupboard" my friend thought it was really funny, he said to me later I like her now shes got a good sense of fun