Excuses

How good are we at making up believable excuses.
You want to go to the Football but your partner says they are sick of playing second fiddle to guys running round kicking a ball.
Whats your believable excuse ?????

Sandie wrote: How good are we at making up believable excuses.
You want to go to the Football but your partner says they are sick of playing second fiddle to guys running round kicking a ball.
Whats your believable excuse ?????

Come on Boss Man I bet you have a few excuses tucked up your sleeve, lets be hearing them.

Ok you don't like this one.

Tell us the best excuse you have used to get off anything.
For example sick day off work.
Being late for an appointment
Not doing Gym at school
Not ringing back when you promised
Telling a white lie
Splitting up with someone without hurting their feelings.

The best one I've heard was from a friends husband who was home very late from a stag do. He simply said "I was so drunk I forgot where I lived"

She left him out in the cold she simply replied
"Who are you" she simply forgot who he was he'd been gone so long.

Poetic justice!!! :lol:

My husband & I where late for an appointment not long ago and said we where stuck on the ring road and couldn't get to the turning we needed!! She brought it I think??