These are NON PC disabled jokes, but hey if we cant laugh at ourselves then!
One question; If the world is round, then why isnt everywhere I go down hill?
You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your handicap :
1 - I don't read good.
2 - I suffer from terminal laziness.
3 - I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?
4 - My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.
5 - My shoes are too expensive to walk in.
6 - Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!
7 - My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.
8 - I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?
9 -I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.
