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Thought for today.

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16 years 10 months ago #28830 by tonypark

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Im a Born-Again lust bucket xxxx

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16 years 10 months ago #28835 by Gandra

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If you lean too closely over a wishing well, you will fall in.

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16 years 10 months ago #28839 by tonypark

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On a scale of 1 to 10..how good are Scales at measurement ???? xxxx :silly:

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16 years 10 months ago #28841 by Gandra

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the loo is?

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16 years 10 months ago #28846 by tonypark

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Gandra wrote:

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the loo is?

Some of us do xxxx :whistle:

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16 years 9 months ago #28856 by Gandra

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When people ask for criticism, they really want praise. :blink:

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16 years 9 months ago #28859 by tonypark

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Accept all compliments with a smile xxxx

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16 years 9 months ago #28871 by Gandra

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Smile when wearing a face-pack and you will crack up.

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16 years 9 months ago #28872 by tonypark

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Never speak with your mouth full...of words xxxx :blink:

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16 years 9 months ago #28879 by Gandra

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Speech is just words strung together like beads.

It's only incorrect when in the wrong order.

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16 years 9 months ago #28880 by tonypark

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Where do Turkeys go in summer ??? xxxx:blink:

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16 years 9 months ago #28884 by Gandra

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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