A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year school children, using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
\"Red............cherry,\"
\"Yellow.........lemon,\"
\"Green..........lime,\"
\"Orange........orange.\"
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
\"Well,\" he said \"I'll give you all a clue.It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.\"
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
\"Oh My God!!!! They're a**e-holes!!\"
