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1, A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
2, No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
3, A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impession he just cleaned the whole house.
4, If we are what we eat, then i'm easy fast, and cheap.
5, A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
6, Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
7, Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
8, A clean house is a sign of misspent life.
9, Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
10, Housework done properly can kill you.
!!, Countless number of people have eating in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
12, My next house will have no kitchen=just vending machines.
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HEEHEEHEE i laughed meself silly reading this ducky! Thank you for the little angel poem too it,s beautiful. HUG Lady M:)

thank you lady M ...am glad you liked peom ,was not sure if that was the sort of thing you where looking for

Great peom ducky :laugh:

Top poem Ducky I love it:woohoo:

Totally what i was looking for you must have read my mind HUG. Lady M xx