Ha ha ha ha ha haha ha -- already?

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was
plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw
something far off in the distance. Hoping to
find water, he hurried toward the object, only to
find a little old Jewish man at a small stand
selling ties.

The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water, but
would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an
overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you,
but I must find water first.'

'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not
matter that you do not want to buy a tie and
that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill
to the east for about seven miles, you will find
a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold
water you need. Shalom.'

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the
hill.

Several hours later he staggered
back............................................







'Your f**king brother won't let me in without a
tie'

vey good

That is brilliant :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: