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17 years 2 weeks ago #26246 by tonypark
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Gandra wrote:

Three rules of getting older:

Never pass a bathroom
Never waste an erection
and
Never trust a fart



Blimey Gandra...How many erections have you had ???? :ohmy: :woohoo:

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26254 by Gandra
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;)

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26294 by tonypark
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Perish the thought xxxx ;) :whistle:

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26302 by Gandra
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tonypark wrote:

Perish the thought xxxx ;) :whistle:


Keep them in the dark and they will be safe.

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26304 by tonypark
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Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Perish the thought xxxx ;) :whistle:


Keep them in the dark and they will be safe.



What ??? ..Mushrooms xxxx :ohmy:

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26311 by Gandra
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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

[Shitake mushrooms or ceps?]

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26313 by tonypark
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Work is the plague of the lounging classes xxxx B)

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26323 by ducky
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never put your eggs all in one basket
dont count your chickens untill they are hatched
did two togeather so dont have to think of one next week :laugh:

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26331 by Gandra
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How come abbreviation is such a long word?

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26336 by tonypark
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What colour does a Smurf go when you choke him ???

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26343 by Gandra
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Blue is the colour of my true love's eyes

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17 years 2 weeks ago #26352 by tonypark
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Many a slip between cup and lip xxxx ;)

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