tonypark wrote:There is a Cistern to follow but dont get Blue-Flushed with success as Bidet might get the better of you.....I apologise without reservation for this pathetic attempt at humour..Its def. your fault Ducky xxxx LOL :whistle:
There's only one good reason why they invented the Bidet..... well, actually two......
Washing Orshit off ya green wellies,
and..........
Keeping the Shampers cool!