I'm ashamed to write this story,
When I got to my cousin's wedding, I immediately strated eyeing a bridesmaid. We flirted throughout the reception and eventually snuck off into an empty kitchin. Pens were flying everywher, and the sex was amazing. Afterward, we were congratulating ourselves on doing the whole thing undetected...only to find out that a lot of the guests had migrated to the hallway right outside the kitchen. They'd overheard everything!