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18 years 1 month ago #3880 by tonypark
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Putting his glasses back on he noticed the breast belonged to a female....The next round is on me xx

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18 years 1 month ago #3882 by Scotty
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Holding his trusty bible in front of him he called loudly \"get behind me satan\" Oh by the way mine's a double:woohoo:

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18 years 1 month ago #3907 by tonypark
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to which the Hussey got both breasts out....No...a double Irish whiskey...now put them away.....my goodness.... xxxxxx:)

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18 years 1 month ago #3909 by Scotty
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It was more than the old monk could tolerate,he dropped dead,somebody send for the undertaker.:blink:

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18 years 1 month ago #3916 by tonypark
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A man in black crashed through the swing doors with a tape measure in his hands...Not an undertaker..but a designer..Ok we will need blue curtains over there....

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18 years 1 month ago #3934 by Scotty
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The old monk raised himself on his elbows Ha Ha I fooled you there.I only wanted the kiss of life from the young lady.:woohoo: :silly:

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18 years 1 month ago #4045 by Scotty
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All of a sudden there was the sound of gun fire from outside.What is going on out there I wonder.Not wanting to get involved(he is a big coward really)he looked round to see if anyone was going to have a look.:blink: :whistle: :silly:

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18 years 1 month ago #4051 by tonypark
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Up stepped Big Jake Monk..the fastest,most ornary cuss this side of the Pacos....He put his salt n vinigar crispes on the bar...strapped on his 7 gun...spat out his cigar and limped to the door ....

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18 years 1 month ago #4053 by Scotty
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Outside waiting to see him was the fastest gun in the west,but he did not want to fight he wanted help.We are going to be attacked by injun's he said Big Chief Beer Belly and his tribe are on the warpath.:ohmy: :ohmy:

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18 years 1 month ago #4058 by tonypark
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Well....you can go and get me a pussy.Dont you mean posse ,said the stranger...No,I like cats xxB)

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18 years 1 month ago #4067 by Scotty
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Do you like them grilled or fried.By the way here comes the R.S.P.C.A. inspector.On second thoughts I will have beans on toast.:blink: :whistle:

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18 years 1 month ago #4080 by Scotty
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They walked down main street to the cafe on the corner,it was called Roys Rolls by the way.They were just about to enter when two dozen very angry injun's came charging down the street.:huh: :ohmy:

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