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Oh I am not putting up with you Samantha said Dick,he gave her a good whack on the head with his club,he then dragged her back to his cave.They got such a shock when a large black bear came charging out of the cave right at them.:huh: :S

Black Bear with a pink frock..you dont see that every century said Roger...looking longingly at Sloppy Seconds...Hold This he said to her as he put his hands down the front of his trousers .....

Handing her his sonic screwdriver he said we must get back to our own time zone.Everything started spinning around,something was happening, who knows where they will land this time and in what time zone.:blink: :ohmy: :huh:

After spinning round for quite a while everything became calm.We were on a cruise liner, oh no quick go and tell the captain to watch for iceburgs, it says on this passenger list that this is The Titanic. For goodness sake stay near the lifeboats.:huh: :dry: :blink:

While your there get a few lumps for my Gin n Tonic....Oh that band sounds very nice..In fact is that Fat Boy Doodleman Fingers on the piano...

They stood for a few minutes before Roger said lets go into the dining room ,I am hungry I haven't eaten since 1875.The crew member was checking off names on the passenger list,here just a minute you too,how did you get here you are not on the list.We came by UFO said Roger.Well thats what I suggest you do UFO,because if your not on the list you dont get in. :whistle: