Old people texting codes

Old people texting codes

ATD -at the doctor.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

MOWH - Meals on wheels here
LMDA - Lost my dentures Again
WWTD - What was that dear?
T4TS - Time 4 the soaps

PMU - Pull me up

WAMG - Were are my glasses
LTN - Lost the newspaper
GTB - Going to bed

WAI - where am I

DIKU - Do I Know You?

WFG - Waiting for god

NMLD - Not Mumbling Lost Dentures

WIMWS - where is my walking stick

WAI - Where am I! :laugh:

WHOCARES........Im 89 you know
MKASOP..........My knickers always smell of pee
IMBOBIL.........I may be old but Im loaded
SODOFF..........Im leaving my cash to noboby