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15 years 1 month ago #36199 by Karl
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DIEPUB - Im fed up of people dieing around me, can you come and push me to the pub

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15 years 1 month ago #36200 by tonypark
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STIFFCOCK.............when you get one,use it ;)

KNEETITS..............they sag a bit these days

STRANGEROOM...........I seem to have forgot why I came in here

TWOPENCE..............Well that was good enough in my day,so its enough for my grandchildrens birthday present.

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15 years 1 month ago #36219 by BUBBADOG14
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wp4u - (wearing purfume 4 u) wearing eau du piss 4 u
voo - viagra on order!:woohoo:
bnb - (buying new bed) Coffin has been ordered! :ohmy: :lol:

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15 years 1 month ago #36238 by tonypark
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KNICKERPONG.......... Clean underwear needed

BATTYBINT ............ Female memory loss

ONANDONANDONANDON .......Old soldier talking about his war days

SPRAYSPEAK............... Tends to spit when talking

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15 years 1 month ago #36248 by BUBBADOG14
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SUCHU - Speak up can't hear you!
PTOSL - Put tena-lady on shopping list
PMSL - Piss myself laughing (literally!)

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15 years 1 month ago #36265 by tonypark
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OLDEXPOSURE......Forget to do his flies up

POTTYMOUTH.......He/She swears at everyone

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15 years 1 month ago #36313 by Gandra
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DIHMMN? Did I Have My Medication Nurse?

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15 years 1 month ago - 15 years 1 month ago #36321 by BUBBADOG14
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Foodamnesia - Forgeting when last went shopping!
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15 years 1 month ago #36324 by Gandra
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ITTDFOM - Is That The Dog's Food Or Mine

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15 years 1 month ago #36333 by tonypark
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FARTYBATH ..............I keep farting in the bath

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15 years 1 month ago #36355 by BUBBADOG14
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Jacuzzi time! - farting party in bath!:woohoo:
playboy - Likes younger women!

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15 years 1 month ago #36374 by tonypark
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BLADDERFLOODER......... Not as quick as I used to be getting to the loo

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