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Household Tips
13 years 2 months ago #38968
by Karl
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Always keep several Get Well cards on the mantelpiece ....
So if unexpectedguests arrive,
They will think you've been sick
And unable to clean.
:laugh: :ohmy:
So if unexpectedguests arrive,
They will think you've been sick
And unable to clean.
:laugh: :ohmy:
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13 years 2 months ago #38972
by tessa
Replied by tessa on topic Re: Household Tips
thats a smart one karl!! I like it................
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13 years 2 months ago #38973
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Those extra large slippers that are advertised in the newspapers...The ones where you can put both feet in the same slipper to keep warm whist sitting....
Buy Two and keep them both by the fireplace or somewhere visible....If a burglar breaks in whilst your out he/she will think...bloody heck Im not staying here with the size of this bloke
Buy Two and keep them both by the fireplace or somewhere visible....If a burglar breaks in whilst your out he/she will think...bloody heck Im not staying here with the size of this bloke
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13 years 2 months ago #38975
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Keep a bucket of Horse Manure in the Kitchen......It keeps the flys out of the lounge
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13 years 2 months ago #38997
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Leave lots of snotty rolled up tissue papers on settee and floor and talk quite nasally and watch your visitors fly back out of the front door! I did that once to some unwanted visitors!
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13 years 2 months ago #39008
by Karl
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Leave the full wee bottle on the coffee table :evil:
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