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a funny post i came across on facebook

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10 years 6 months ago #54066 by
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’

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10 years 6 months ago #54069 by Sandie
Love it very funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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10 years 6 months ago #54082 by Karl
Lol that's a good joke :) :) :) :)

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10 years 6 months ago #54134 by
excellent!! :lol:

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10 years 5 months ago - 10 years 5 months ago #54463 by tessa
that one got me laughing out loud Dutton! A real good one! thanks :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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