Dilemma

Defiantly ask a friend to be my gay partner! But if she carries on ask her nicely to back off!

Here's a new one, you are out in the garden relaxing on the sun lounger when the idiots reroofing the house next door start shouting lewd comments.Do you

1 Ignore them
2 Go round and move the ladders so they are stuck there.
3 Phone the firm and complain about their behaviour
4 Send your hubby round to sort them out
5 Laugh and invite them round for a cold beer
6 Give up sun worshiping and go inside
Or something else

I would love to say number 2 and I would if I was in a naughty mood but more than likely I would go with 'ignore them and go in side'.

Unusually for me, I would take the coward's way out and choose option 5.
Sell up and get out as fast as humanly possible. I hate bagpipes but don't tell any one, cos I live North of the border.

Sandie wrote: Here's another one.
You are a young man just moved into your first flat, downstairs is a busty lady
well past her sell by date, she's always waylaying you on your way in and out.

Do you
1 Oblige it's good practice
2 Get a friend to pretend your gay
3 Tell her to go away in a nice manner
4 Report her to the police for harassment
5 Phone your mum and shout help
6 Move home
Or have you got one of your own.

Oh Sandie, you really do set challenges. I have a dilemma of my own with this one!
Do I
1. Ignore the dilemma posed and move on
2. Answer simply but risk upsetting the girls who read this thread
3 Answer honestly and risk getting barred for a period.
4. Answer in detail with real life references and risk getting banned from the site
5. Other (any suggestions)

Sandie wrote: Here's a new one, you are out in the garden relaxing on the sun lounger when the idiots reroofing the house next door start shouting lewd comments.Do you

1 Ignore them
2 Go round and move the ladders so they are stuck there.
3 Phone the firm and complain about their behaviour
4 Send your hubby round to sort them out
5 Laugh and invite them round for a cold beer
6 Give up sun worshiping and go inside
Or something else

Difficult one again. But, since I have never come across any girls roofing, I would simply turn over on my back and hide my bum.

I would lift my top and say "Get a load of these big mouth"

I'm a sixties girl nothing fazed us lol

Imagine you are alone in the house its the wee small hours and you hear someone in your back yard trying to get into your kitchen.

Would you
1 Ring the police
2 Being a brave soul go and investigate
3 Ring your hunky neighbour next door and plead for help
4 Stride into the yard 12 bore at the ready
5 Let your dogs out
6 Turn over and go to sleep
Or maybe you have one of your own

No thought needed for that one, definitely No.1!!!

I would ask my wife whether she was prepared to behave herself if I let her back in to finish the washing, ironing and cleaning up, that she had refused to do earlier, resulting in my taking her out and locking her in the backyard as punishment
If she was contrite, I would open the kitchen door, unchain her and give her one more chance.
Let it never be said that I am not a good husband.

Dongledave wrote: I would ask my wife whether she was prepared to behave herself if I let her back in to finish the washing, ironing and cleaning up, that she had refused to do earlier, resulting in my taking her out and locking her in the backyard as punishment
If she was contrite, I would open the kitchen door, unchain her and give her one more chance.
Let it never be said that I am not a good husband.

I have just nominated you to write the next Dilemma, I wait with baited breath
to see what you produce :laugh:

I am just your typical vandal, always breaking things, always ignoring the rules.
It is easy to respond to the dilemmas of others but not to be creative oneself.
However, I will put my mind to work and try to come up with one that gets pass the sensors.
Meanwhile, carry on the good work; I can recognise a professional when I see one.
xxxxx