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9 years 4 months ago #58306 by Dongledave
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I submit this dilemma in the hope that no one is offended by it and that they might post a serious response or one just to raise a smile.

You have been happily married for over 30 years but have an increasing need for more sex and erotic excitement. Your partner, however, is not as willing to play with you as they once were.

Do you:
1) find yourself a second partner with similar needs as yourself
2) sign up on chat lines and find virtual lovers
3) buy your partner lots of sex toys to revive their libido
4) do nothing and become miserable, upsetting your partner and affecting your relationship
5) tell your partner that unless they change, you will leave them
6) follow some other strategy to keep you both together

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9 years 4 months ago #58307 by Sandie
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Now that is a hard one (pardon the pun) I would in fact hire a sex councillor
in the hope it would give us both new ideas, If that didn't work I would try the usual things new black undies,see through nightie,then I would think sod him and get myself a toyboy ;) :whistle: B) :evil:

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9 years 4 months ago #58323 by Dongledave
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Sandie wrote: Now that is a hard one (pardon the pun) I would in fact hire a sex councillor
in the hope it would give us both new ideas, If that didn't work I would try the usual things new black undies,see through nightie,then I would think sod him and get myself a toyboy ;) :whistle: B) :evil:



All most practical solutions.
Consider yourself hired; clearly you have considerable experience and your advice, given freely (pro bono, pardon the pun), is most gratefully received.
I would admit, however, that I have already tried new undies and see through pyjamas and the affect on my wife was to illicit a look of shock horror. The sight of my developing podge and limp member did not lead to the hoped for response.
And so, I will now follow your guidance and seek a toyboy. A whole new experience (again, excuse the rather crude pun in this case) that I find rather appealing.
I will let you know how my treatment progresses and, meanwhile, await other solutions that might be forthcoming or, failing this, await the knock on the door as they come to take me away, aha.
xxxx

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9 years 4 months ago #58324 by Sandie
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Moving swiftly on to a new Dilemma

Returning from a night on the town you spot your neighbours teenage daughter
playing the fool with a group of older guys, she looks the worse for wear, she's not even old enough to drink, what do you do

1 Ignore the problem
2 Go over, drag her into the car and take her home
3 Phone her parents and tell them where to pick her up
4 Take her back to your's and sober her up before her mother see's her
5 Join the group and keep an eagle eye on her
6 Tell all the guys she's not legal (being under sixteen)


Or have you a solution of your own

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9 years 4 months ago #58328 by Dongledave
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I have a different solution but have decided to opt out of any more Dilemmas.
You may think I sound stupid when I open my mouth and so have decided to keep it shut, rather than prove you right.

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9 years 4 months ago #58330 by Sandie
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Oh that's a shame nobodys opinion is stupid :(

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