Thought for today.

Accept all compliments with a smile xxxx

Smile when wearing a face-pack and you will crack up.

Never speak with your mouth full...of words xxxx :blink:

Speech is just words strung together like beads.

It's only incorrect when in the wrong order.

Where do Turkeys go in summer ??? xxxx:blink:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.