Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal

If you want a tune stuck in your head, go see Cal.
A tune that leave until you’re dead, go see Cal.
If you want a catchy hook, thanks to YouTube and Facebook,
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal

If you’re wondering what Facebook has to with the little ditty that I wrote, the answer is: nothing. I originally wrote it for my Facebook page and didn’t feel like writing a new one for this site. If you think that makes me a bad person, then my feelings will be hurt, but I’ll manage to survive (hopefully).
If you want to come up with a line that fits site, then congratulations!. You’ve earned the right to say “I’m better at some random internet man-child at coming up with parody song lyrics to ‘70s car commercial.”.

I really hate myself sometimes.

Dr Teeth you make me smile everyday thank you! Your a breath of fresh air on this site!

Yes Dr Teeth is good for this website!

Thank you both for the compliments! It’s so rare that I get compliments for the thanks that I do, that I don’t really know how to respond to them. You both being moderaters probably saw my history of me logging in, and then logging off right away. That’s because I was I was, like “OMG! I got not just one, but two compliments! I was all like (*panting in fear*) “What do I say back in return!?! OMG!?! OMG!? OMG!?! WHAT DO I DO???
I know I’ll cleverly distract them with squirrel facts!”.

Did you know that squirrels can jump 10 feet high in the air?
They also have biting power that’s 500 times powerful than a human, and can even chew through metal! (Or so I’ve been told).
So in conclusion, squirrels are totes awesome!!!!

Seriously though, thank you both for the compliments!

Doc Make that 3 (three) lol