Your having a laugh.

Did you hear about the blonde who was thinking about taking up water sking?gave it up when she couldn,t find a lake that sloped;) or the blonde sea scout? she drowned trying to put up her tent:)

this ones for you bjm, our resident trucker


20 Tons of Canaries

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, \"I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?\"

To which the trucker replied, \"Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.\"

Why does mineral water that has been running down the mountains for years have a sell by date.

another blonde one for you........................

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \"Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.\"

Her boyfriend asks, \"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?\"

The blonde says, \"According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.\"

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

\"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\"

He takes her hand and says, \"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then \" he said with a deep sigh, \"let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.\"


Sorry:blush: i near had an asthma attack laughing at this!

Naughty girl Cat,but it made me laugh alot:lol: :lol:

good one Cat :lol: :lol:

Arthur Harley,inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorbike died and went to heaven....
At the Pearly Gates St. Peter told him that in view of his status he could hang out with whoever he liked..Arthur chose God..
Being at Gods side....God turned and said..not that wonderful an invention..a vehicle that needs to drive on a road..
After much thought,Arthur turned to God and said...Im non too sure about Your Women invention..They are flawed..
In what way are they flawed said God..
Well..said Arthur...
1...They Make too much noise..
2...Their Exhaust manifold is too close to their intake...
3..They cost too much to upkeep..
4..Once they get going ,they are impossible to Stop..

God turned to his God-computor and admitted there was a flaw....However..said God...more men are riding my invention than Yours xxxx :whistle:

Harley got to the Pearly Gates and st Peter said to him, \"sorry Mate but you can't come in here\". \"Why not?\" said harley. \"Because\", said St Peter, \"we already got motorbikes a plenty here, we don't want anymore of those noisy things\". \"But..\" protested Harly

Ain't ya heard of Moses' Triumphs??

My dear old dad...bless him...used to ride a...BSA Road Rocket xxxx;) :whistle:

A son asked his father what the differance was between the words..Theoretical and Reality...Well son he said..
Go and ask your Mother if she would sleep with the Milkman for £1 million ...he came back and said..Yes dad she said she would..
Now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the coalman for £2 million ....Son returned with a positive..Yes...
Well,thats it my son..In theory we are sitting on £3 million......In Reality ,those two are a couple of Slappers xxxxx :whistle: :evil: :woohoo:

Very clever Tony I loved it:lol: :lol:

It was 8 pm and a man walks into GP surgery....
Doctor says....How can I help you ???
Man says.......I think Im a Moth..
Doctor ........Thats silly,a moth...What made you come in....
Man ...... I was attreacted by your Light xxxx;) :woohoo: :blink: