Your having a laugh.

Karl wrote:

Do you like warm prawns? e.g. in chinese or on pizzas.

I think cold prawns are better

I agree cold water prawns are the best:)
Dont mind them in Chinese,but do prefer the others.

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!





.:dry:

A husband and wife wake up one morning.The husband leans over to kiss his wife on the cheek but she says.Dont touch me!! I'm dead! What on earth are you talking about? says the husband.We are both lying here talking.The wife replies I know.But I am definitely dead.You cant be dead replies her husband.What in the world makes you think you are dead?I must be dead replies the wife I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!!:lol:

Wife comes home crying and screaming...Whats wrong asks her hubby.....
Wife...Ive just been told that I only have 24hrs to live...Please make love to me like youve never done before....
Husband spends the next two hours taking her to heaven and back...
Two hours later she begs him to repeat it...He obliges
Its now 1am and she wakes him in the hope of more pleasure.....
Give it a rest he says...Ive got to get up in the morning...You havent xxxx :whistle:

Middle-age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning.Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

Middle-age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning.Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.:lol:

Relaxed attitude...Is when you dont care xxxx :whistle:

What the Comments in the Retirement Speech really mean.
Active socially-drinks heavily
Character above reproach-still one step ahead of the law
Has the respect of all his staff-he scares the living daylights out of them
His honesty is beyond reproach-he covers his tracks extremely well,and has even bunged me a few quid to say that
Has a good relationship with his superiors-is a right little creep
Tactful in dealing with superiors-knows when to keep his mouth shut
Knows how to close ranks-cover up all mistakes(sounds just like a certain Council in the news at the moment):evil:

Dorrie wrote:

What the Comments in the Retirement Speech really mean.
Active socially-drinks heavily
Character above reproach-still one step ahead of the law
Has the respect of all his staff-he scares the living daylights out of them
His honesty is beyond reproach-he covers his tracks extremely well,and has even bunged me a few quid to say that
Has a good relationship with his superiors-is a right little creep
Tactful in dealing with superiors-knows when to keep his mouth shut
Knows how to close ranks-cover up all mistakes(sounds just like a certain Council in the news at the moment):evil:

He is a visionary......pissed most of the time
Works long hours.......Hates his home
Doesnt know the meaning of No....Big mouthed salesman
He departed on good terms...was sh..gg...g the bosses wife

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

What the Comments in the Retirement Speech really mean.
Active socially-drinks heavily
Character above reproach-still one step ahead of the law
Has the respect of all his staff-he scares the living daylights out of them
His honesty is beyond reproach-he covers his tracks extremely well,and has even bunged me a few quid to say that
Has a good relationship with his superiors-is a right little creep
Tactful in dealing with superiors-knows when to keep his mouth shut
Knows how to close ranks-cover up all mistakes(sounds just like a certain Council in the news at the moment):evil:

That is very naughty:blush: :blush: :blush:

He is a visionary......pissed most of the time
Works long hours.......Hates his home
Doesnt know the meaning of No....Big mouthed salesman
He departed on good terms...was sh..gg...g the bosses wife

Ahhhhh Censorship xxxxx :whistle: