Your having a laugh.

Karl wrote:

Do you like warm prawns? e.g. in chinese or on pizzas.

I think cold prawns are better

I agree cold water prawns are the best:)
Dont mind them in Chinese,but do prefer the others.

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!





.:dry:

A husband and wife wake up one morning.The husband leans over to kiss his wife on the cheek but she says.Dont touch me!! I'm dead! What on earth are you talking about? says the husband.We are both lying here talking.The wife replies I know.But I am definitely dead.You cant be dead replies her husband.What in the world makes you think you are dead?I must be dead replies the wife I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!!:lol:

Wife comes home crying and screaming...Whats wrong asks her hubby.....
Wife...Ive just been told that I only have 24hrs to live...Please make love to me like youve never done before....
Husband spends the next two hours taking her to heaven and back...
Two hours later she begs him to repeat it...He obliges
Its now 1am and she wakes him in the hope of more pleasure.....
Give it a rest he says...Ive got to get up in the morning...You havent xxxx :whistle:

Middle-age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning.Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

Middle-age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning.Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.:lol:

Relaxed attitude...Is when you dont care xxxx :whistle: