Your having a laugh.

Did you hear about the blonde who was thinking about taking up water sking?gave it up when she couldn,t find a lake that sloped;) or the blonde sea scout? she drowned trying to put up her tent:)

this ones for you bjm, our resident trucker


20 Tons of Canaries

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, \"I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?\"

To which the trucker replied, \"Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.\"

Why does mineral water that has been running down the mountains for years have a sell by date.

another blonde one for you........................

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \"Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.\"

Her boyfriend asks, \"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?\"

The blonde says, \"According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.\"

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

\"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\"

He takes her hand and says, \"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then \" he said with a deep sigh, \"let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.\"


Sorry:blush: i near had an asthma attack laughing at this!

Naughty girl Cat,but it made me laugh alot:lol: :lol:

good one Cat :lol: :lol: