A Christmas Ditty

I am on Santa's nice list
So am hoping I wont be missed

Hes got your stockings in his sack,
Plus tight fitting knickers in jet black,

They must be for her next door
I saw some on her line before

In fact I tend to go commando,
Very risky when doing the Lombardo,

He laid her on the table,
So white clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there,
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then drooling touched her thigh,
The slit was wet and all was soft,
He gave a joyouse cry,
The hole was wide..he looked inside,
And all was dark and murky,
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms,
And then he stuffed the Turkey xxxx :laugh:

Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2008/12/10 17:12

Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2008/12/10 17:12<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2008/12/10 19:33

all was not quite as it seems

xmas night was in his dreams

he thought of elves with little on,
female ones who tried to con,

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house

Presents were laid before the tree,
They even wrapped a mouse,

for there large black cat
knowing there would be fun and games

A large Christmas turkey
Was roasting with stuffing
Hope they will eat it
Or I've done this for nothing:whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2008/12/12 16:38

Followed by pudding with Brandy on top,
The more custard they eat the more they slop,
It wasnt the mince pies that made them rush,
But the prunes in the dish made them flush.