A Christmas Ditty

I went to the Fairground with my brother Jim
Some rotten sod threw a tomato at him
Tomato's are fine when they come in the skin
This one was different it came in a tin.:lol:

I went to the fair with sexy Sue,
We only went for things to do,
Went on a ride that went in and out,
Came out of the dark shaking about,
She clung to me like a stamp to a letter,
Held her thigh but should have known better,
She slapped my fully in the face,
Thought the whole thing was a total discrace xxxx;)

Now is the time of Christmas past,
Its not the first and wont be the last,
Gifts are worn or played or eaten,
Games youve won or sometimes beaten,
Now is the calm before the storm,
A quiet time unlike the norm,
For New Years day is on its way,
Much to drink and much to play,
A sobering time to get ones breath,
Relax and dream of no more stress xxxx :whistle: