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17 years 7 months ago #15083 by Dorrie
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When they retired for the night many were merry
Was something to do with the bottle of Sherry

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17 years 7 months ago #15098 by tonypark
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Plus the Brandy and Vodka and Whiskey as well,
They got so p.ssed there was no way to tell,

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17 years 7 months ago #15119 by Dorrie
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The presents were laid under the tree
Left there by Santa for you and me:)

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17 years 7 months ago #15150 by tonypark
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Yours was of silk and stunning to see,
Mine was of wool and didnt fit me ,

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17 years 7 months ago #15160 by Dorrie
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I'm sure poor Santa did his best
Leaving you a wooly vest
To keep you warm out in the snow
Pink is your colour,did you know:lol: :whistle:

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17 years 7 months ago #15175 by tonypark
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The vest is warm and left in haste,
Its long and falls below the waist,
So good to cover its a stonker,
It even covers my magic plonker ;) :whistle:

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17 years 7 months ago #15228 by Dorrie
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2008/12/16 13:11

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17 years 7 months ago #15233 by tonypark
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Oh laugh ye not for I am weak,
Pleasures of the flesh I often seek,
But rejection comes with a massive blow,
I should not put myself on show,

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17 years 7 months ago #15278 by Dorrie
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Christmas comes but once a year
I know we should be of good cheer
But what with the credit crunch
The rising cost of Christmas Lunch
I think this Year I'll give it a miss
Oh no cant miss my Christmas kiss(From Santa):kiss:

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17 years 7 months ago #15281 by tonypark
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First it had the gravy on,
Then the brandy was set fire,
I cannot say I enjoyed it much,
As Im not a Christmas liar,
But something was nice in stockings,
Well filled and very well formed,
I had to put my glasses on,
Being a sex maniac I am reformed xxxxx;) :whistle:

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17 years 7 months ago #15346 by Dorrie
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Tony is reformed Hah:whistle:
Is the Pope Catholic:lol:

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17 years 7 months ago #15349 by tonypark
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;) :) :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :side:

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