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17 years 3 months ago #22449 by Dorrie
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A Close friend is feeling Low and needs cheering up.Do You......

1...Drop your trousers and moon .....

2...Take them for a Cream Tea...

3...Book a hotel room and move the friendship into lustful waters ....

4... Tell them how wonderful they are...and mean it.....

5....All of the above xxxx ;)


Oh I think 2 followed by 4, them maybe followed by 3 depending how well 2 & 4 went:lol: :whistle:

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17 years 3 months ago #22476 by tonypark
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Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A Close friend is feeling Low and needs cheering up.Do You......

1...Drop your trousers and moon .....

2...Take them for a Cream Tea...

3...Book a hotel room and move the friendship into lustful waters ....

4... Tell them how wonderful they are...and mean it.....

5....All of the above xxxx ;)


Oh I think 2 followed by 4, them maybe followed by 3 depending how well 2 & 4 went:lol: :whistle:



So...you mean 5 xxxx :whistle:

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17 years 3 months ago #22483 by Dorrie
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tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A Close friend is feeling Low and needs cheering up.Do You......

1...Drop your trousers and moon .....

2...Take them for a Cream Tea...

3...Book a hotel room and move the friendship into lustful waters ....

4... Tell them how wonderful they are...and mean it.....

5....All of the above xxxx ;)


Oh I think 2 followed by 4, them maybe followed by 3 depending how well 2 & 4 went:lol: :whistle:



So...you mean 5 xxxx :whistle:


Maybe:P

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17 years 3 months ago #22511 by tonypark
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Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A Close friend is feeling Low and needs cheering up.Do You......

1...Drop your trousers and moon .....

2...Take them for a Cream Tea...

3...Book a hotel room and move the friendship into lustful waters ....

4... Tell them how wonderful they are...and mean it.....

5....All of the above xxxx ;)


Oh I think 2 followed by 4, them maybe followed by 3 depending how well 2 & 4 went:lol: :whistle:



So...you mean 5 xxxx :whistle:


Maybe:P



I shall book a nice room with sea view then....enjoy the sound of surf whilst being otherwise occupied xxxx :whistle: :side:

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17 years 3 months ago #22520 by Dorrie
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tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

A Close friend is feeling Low and needs cheering up.Do You......

1...Drop your trousers and moon .....

2...Take them for a Cream Tea...

3...Book a hotel room and move the friendship into lustful waters ....

4... Tell them how wonderful they are...and mean it.....

5....All of the above xxxx ;)


Oh I think 2 followed by 4, them maybe followed by 3 depending how well 2 & 4 went:lol: :whistle:



So...you mean 5 xxxx :whistle:


Maybe:P



I shall book a nice room with sea view then....enjoy the sound of surf whilst being otherwise occupied xxxx :whistle: :side:


Making the cream tea I presume:blink:

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17 years 3 months ago #22547 by tonypark
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A neighbour who has not returned your lawnmower asks to borrow your Wheelbarrow..Do You...

1...Say he can borrow it when he returns your lawnmower..

2...Tell him no way and you want your mower back Now...

3...Fib and say your wheelbarrow is broken..

4...Present him a bill of £30 for loan of Mower..

5..Smile and close door
:( ;) :whistle:

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17 years 3 months ago #22570 by Dorrie
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No 5, then tell him to \"Go forth and multiply\":blink:

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17 years 3 months ago #22575 by tonypark
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Your sitting on a bus and a handsome guy ,who looks like a young Shakey Stevens sits beside you. As the ride progresses he starts rubbing your leg with his leg...moving on to running his hand along your thigh...Do you.....

1..Scream and slap his face ....

2... Whisper that you will thump him if he doesnt stop and move seats...

3... Smile and put your hand upon his groin region...

4...Lean across and whisper that your going all the way xxxx :whistle: :ohmy: :lol:

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17 years 3 months ago #22635 by Dorrie
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Your sitting on a bus and a handsome guy ,who looks like a young Shakey Stevens sits beside you. As the ride progresses he starts rubbing your leg with his leg...moving on to running his hand along your thigh...Do you.....

1..Scream and slap his face ....

2... Whisper that you will thump him if he doesnt stop and move seats...

3... Smile and put your hand upon his groin region...

4...Lean across and whisper that your going all the way xxxx :whistle: :ohmy: :lol:


I cannot commit my answer to print, as you know what I think about Shakey, so for my Ms Prim image it would be no 1, for my other image well!!!!!!!:blush: :blink: :whistle:

Would also suggest he got his eyes tested, unless he has a Grannie fantasyB)<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/25 12:13

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17 years 3 months ago #22648 by TheLadyMagenta
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Your cheating toerag ex boyfriend keeps pleading for a second chance regardless of the fact he,s already on his second chance. You feel a bit bad for the kids as they keep asking where he is so what do you do?

1) Tell him to take a running jump as he is an unreliable cheat.

2) Tell him you need time to think so stop hassling you.

3) Think about it and seriously consider whether you can get over the actions he took.

4) Tell him you have a massive issue with the total breach of trust and really cant see how you would ever get over it. Relationships with no trust dont work.

:huh: :dry: :unsure: :angry: :(

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17 years 3 months ago #22656 by tonypark
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Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Your sitting on a bus and a handsome guy ,who looks like a young Shakey Stevens sits beside you. As the ride progresses he starts rubbing your leg with his leg...moving on to running his hand along your thigh...Do you.....

1..Scream and slap his face ....

2... Whisper that you will thump him if he doesnt stop and move seats...

3... Smile and put your hand upon his groin region...

4...Lean across and whisper that your going all the way xxxx :whistle: :ohmy: :lol:


I cannot commit my answer to print, as you know what I think about Shakey, so for my Ms Prim image it would be no 1, for my other image well!!!!!!!:blush: :blink: :whistle:

Would also suggest he got his eyes tested, unless he has a Grannie fantasyB)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/04/25 12:13



No..think hes got perfect eyesight xxxx :whistle: B)

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17 years 3 months ago #22657 by tonypark
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TheLadyMagenta wrote:

Your cheating toerag ex boyfriend keeps pleading for a second chance regardless of the fact he,s already on his second chance. You feel a bit bad for the kids as they keep asking where he is so what do you do?

1) Tell him to take a running jump as he is an unreliable cheat.

2) Tell him you need time to think so stop hassling you.

3) Think about it and seriously consider whether you can get over the actions he took.

4) Tell him you have a massive issue with the total breach of trust and really cant see how you would ever get over it. Relationships with no trust dont work.

:huh: :dry: :unsure: :angry: :(



Number 5...Give yourself time xxxx ;)

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