What a Dilemma

Number 5..then say ....Im off out to enjoy myself,will be back when Im ready xxxx

ask them if they had a nice time because you did

This husband of a Cabinet Minister is watching Porn late one night.His wife walks in whilst hes got his Member out..Does He......

1...Say he was doing research...

2...Pretend he fell asleep and his fly was left open and his Member just fell out....

3...Say..hello bitch..cop a load of this...

4...Get her to watch it with him and claim it on MP expenses.....

xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :side:

tonypark wrote:

This husband of a Cabinet Minister is watching Porn late one night.His wife walks in whilst hes got his Member out..Does He......

1...Say he was doing research...

2...Pretend he fell asleep and his fly was left open and his Member just fell out....

3...Say..hello bitch..cop a load of this...

4...Get her to watch it with him and claim it on MP expenses.....

xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle: :side:

no 1 and 4 :laugh:

Your in a strangers home and his wife seemd familiar.It suddenly comes to you that you were on the end of her Road Rage. Do you.....

1..Tell her about the situation and advise her that she needs to control her temper..

2..Ignore it...

3..Pretend to be driving a car....and smile.....

4...Ask the husband the name of his nutty wife.....

xxxxx :ohmy:

No 2 unless you want them to chuck you out:)

The window cleaner catches you in a state of undress as your getting out of the shower. Do you
1 Smile and wave
2 Scream and run
3 Pull the curtains fast
4 Invite him in saying\"hope you did,nt hurt yourself falling off your ladder\".
5 Hide until he's gone:whistle:

Number 1 xxxx

What do you give the person who has everything??

1 A balloon flight
2 Champagne in a stretch limo
3 Romantic weekend in Paris
4 Very cute puppy
5 A very big diamond
6 A promise of ?????:whistle:

Number 6...in a..Hot Air Balloon Ride xxxx :whistle: :silly:

tonypark wrote:

Number 6...in a..Hot Air Balloon Ride xxxx :whistle: :silly:

But you dont know what the promise was!!!!!!:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Number 6...in a..Hot Air Balloon Ride xxxx :whistle: :silly:

But you dont know what the promise was!!!!!!:blink:

Oh...I think that I might xxxx :whistle: Youve heard of Scampi in a basket...well this would be..Sex in a Basket xxxx :whistle: :side: